Orange is the New Black cast for EW
animated in only two days… FOR FUN.
music by Neil Cicierega
drawings by Emmy Cicierega
animation by Shmorky
O E G A M I O M
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i laughed way too hard at this
You may say I’m a dreamer
but the media men beg to differ
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CBS?
You know what’s awesome? A donkey lamb taxi. That sounds like a band name. Hey, when’s the next Donkey Lamb Taxi show?
When sheep herders in the hills of Lombardy, Italy need to move their flocks toward better grazing land, the wee lambs get a little help keeping up with their woolly family. Helpful donkeys are fitted with sets of special lamb-sized pouches. It’s ridiculously cute and cozy mass transit in the form of live taxis who are content to graze right along side the sheep.
This summer I want to wear tops like these like every single day. Ridiculously short little things so that you can see my whole foot-long scar in the back.
I also want to wear ridiculously tiny shorts but I don’t think i would combine those with the ridiculously tiny tops. There’s only so much you can get away with in my village.
Me and my good ol’ friend Park going to Arnold’s geek party.